Category: Love Jokes
 

      The cook, Nora, had announced her engagement to a frequenter at the kitchen, named Mike. But a year passed and nothing was heard of the nuptials. So, one day, the mistress inquired:
      
      "When are you to be married, Nora?"
      
      "Indade, an' it's niver at all, I'll be thinkin', mum," the cook answered sadly.
      
      "Really? Why, what is the trouble?"
      
      The reply was explicit:
      
      "'Tis this, mum. I won't marry Mike when he's drunk, an' he won't marry me when he's sober."