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  And Still More Short Marriage Jokes  

 

      Q. When does a man know that he can count on his wife?
      A. When she wears beads.
      
      



      
      The Invisible Man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at.
      
      

      
      Did you hear about the x-ray specialist who married one of his patients? - Everybody wondered what he saw in her.
      
      

      
      Husband: I think our son got his brain from me.
      Wife: I think he did - I've still got mine with me.
      
      

      
      Two children were playing weddings. One was overheard saying: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to an attorney, you may kiss the bride."
      
      

      
      A man asked his friend: "How has marriage changed things for you?"
      
      "Well," said the friend sadly. "Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets!"
      
      

      
      Why did the polygamist cross the aisle? - to get to the other bride.
      
      

      
      A husband was late home from work one evening. "I'm sure he's having an affair," said his wife to her mother.
      
      "Why do you always think the worst?" said the mother. "Maybe he's just been in a car crash."

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