Category: Marriage Jokes
 

      The master directed that the picture should be hung on the east wall; the mistress preferred the west wall.
      
      The servant drove the nail where his master directed, but when he was left alone in the room he drove a nail in the other wall.
      
      "That," he said to himself, "will save my lugging the steps up here again to-morrow, when he has come around to agreeing with her."