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      THE TALL AND AGGRESSIVE ONE--"Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry! You've had that phone twenty minutes and not said a word!"
      
      THE SHORT AND MEEK ONE--"Sir, I'm talking to my wife."
      
      


      
      You never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then it is too late.
      
      

      
      A husband and wife were dining out when the wife saw a familiar face at the bar.
      
      "James" she said, "see that man at the bar. He's been drinking like that since I jilted him 5 years ago."
      
      "Really" said James "he's still celebrating after all that time!"
      
      

      
      TOMMY--"Pop, what is a freethinker?"
      
      POP--"A freethinker, my son, is any man who isn't married."

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