Category: Men Jokes
 

      Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies about the burglar scare in her house the night before.
      
      "Yes," she said, "I heard a noise and got up, and there, from under the bed, I saw a man's legs sticking out."
      
      "Mercy!" exclaimed a woman. "The burglar's legs?"
      
      "No, my dear; my husband's legs. He heard the noise, too."