Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
 

      The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, so thick that he could hardly see his hand before his face. He became seriously alarmed when he found himself in a slimy alley. Then he heard footsteps approaching through the obscurity, and sighed with relief.
      
      "Where am I going to?" he cried anxiously.
      
      A voice replied weirdly from the darkness beyond:
      
      "Into the river--I've just come out!"