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  Problem With Euphemisms  

 

      A little boy walks into the living room where his parents are entertaining a large gathering of their friends and loudly announces, "Mommy, I have to poop!"
      
      The mother takes the boy to the bathroom and says, "Now, Billy, the next time you have to go to the bathroom , say, 'Mommy, I have to whisper.'"
      
      "Okay," says the boy.
      
      That night little Billy wakes up at 3:00 AM and goes to his parents' bedroom where they are sound asleep.
      
      He goes up to his mother and says, "Mommy, I have to whisper."
      
      The mother drowsily replies, "I'm too tired now. Go whisper in Daddy's ear.


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