Category: Mother Jokes
 

      The little girl in the subway was a pest. She crossed the aisle to devote herself to a dignified fat man, to his great annoyance.
      
      She asked innumerable questions, and, incidentally, counted aloud his vest buttons to learn whether he was rich man, poor man, beggar man or thief.
      
      The mother regarded the child's efforts as highly entertaining. The fat man leaned forward and addressed the lady very courteously:
      
      "Madam, what do you call this dear little child?"
      
      "Ethel," the beaming mother replied.
      
      "Please call her then," the fat man requested.