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  Change Your Course  

 

      Through the pitch black of night, a navy captain saw a light dead ahead on collision course with his ship. He immediately sent a signal.
      
      "Change your corse ten degrees west."
      
      The light signalled back: "Change yours ten degrees eats."
      
      the captain was furious and sent another signal: "I'm a navy captain. Change your course, sir!"
      
      The signal came back: "I'm a seaman, second class. Change your course, sir!"
      
      The captain was livid at such insubordination and sent another signal: "I'm a battleship - I"m not changing course."
      
      The reply came back: "And I'm a lighthouse."


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