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  The Price We Pay  

 

      At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
      
      "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
      
      "I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
      
      "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.
      
      "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.
      
      "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man. Then there was a short moment of silence.
      
      "Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.


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