Category: Pastor Jokes
 

      The clergyman in the following story probably did not mean exactly what he said, though, human nature being what it is, maybe it was true enough.
      
      A parishioner meeting the parson in the street inquired:
      
      "When do you expect to see Deacon Jones again?"
      
      "Never, never again!" the minister declared solemnly. "The deacon is in heaven!"