Category: Prayer Jokes
 

      At the request of his wife, the husband opened a can of peaches. When he finally reappeared, the wife asked demurely:
      
      "What did you use to open that can, Jim?"
      
      "Can-opener, of course," the husband grunted. "What d'ye think I opened it with?"
      
      "From the language I heard, I thought perhaps you were opening it with prayer."