Category: School Jokes
 

      NOTICE: Classes for men at our local learning centre for adults will be starting soon. Due to the high level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of ten applicants.
      
      Topic 1: How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step, with slide presentation.
      
      Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders? Round table discussion.
      
      Topic 3: Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor And Walls? Group practice.
      
      Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket And The Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
      
      Topic 5: The After-Dinner Dishes And Cutlery: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Dishwasher? Examples on video.
      
      Topic 6: Loss Of Identity: Losing The Remote To Your Partner. Helpline and support groups.
      
      Topic 7: Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real-life testimonials.
      
      Topic 8: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
      
      Topic 9: How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, medication and breathing techniques.
      
      Topic 10: How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthday, Anniversaries, Other Important Date And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.