Category: School Jokes
Genuine Student Exam Answers
Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life.
What is Britain's highest award for valour in war? - Nelson's Column.
What's a Hindu? - It lays eggs.
Name the four seasons - Salt, mustard, pepper, vinegar.
What changes happen to your body as you age? - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter-continental.
Edward VI was a miner.
What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? - They'll insist you're well endowed if you're buying a house.
What is a co-operative? It's a kind of shop that is not as dear as places like Marks and Spence.
How do you keep milk from turning sour? - Keep it in the cow.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon? - Because he was dead.
When did Julius Caesar die? - A few days before his funeral.
The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
What is a turbine? - Something an Arab wears on his head.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
What is a terminal illness? - When you are sick at the airport.
The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
The equator is a menagerie lion running around the earth through Africa.
Where was the Magna Carta signed? - At the bottom.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Momentum: what you give a person when they are going away.
Planet: a body of earth surrounded by sky.
Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Who invented King Arthur's round table? - Sir Cumference.
What is a seizure? - A Roman Emperor.
What is the fibula? - A small lie.