Category: School Jokes
 

      A college student took a part-time job delivering pizza. On his first day, he had to deliver to a renowned skinflint.
      
      "What's the usual tip?" growled the customer.
      
      "Well," said the student, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
      
      "That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."
      
      "Thank you, I"ll put it in my college fund."
      
      "Oh, what are you studying?"
      
      "Applied psychology."