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      Why do schools suspend pupils as a punishment for truancy?
      


      The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: "This essay you've written about your pet dog is word for word exactly the same essay as your brother has written."
      
      "Of course it is," said Johnny. "It's the same dog!"
      

      A small boy was dawdling all the way to school.
      
      "Hurry up," said his mother. "You'll be late!"
      
      "What's the rush?" he asked. "They're open till 3.30
      

      Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
      
      Father: What's that?
      
      Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't have been cheating!
      

      A child told her mother: "My teacher thinks I'm going to be famous. She said all I have to do is mess up one more time and I'm history!"
      

      Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
      
      Johnny: Yes, miss.
      
      Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
      
      Johnny: Yes, but since I broke my promise, you don't have to keep yours.

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