Category: Wife Jokes
 

      A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she said.
      
      So he pulled out all the stops to make her dream come true. He whisked her off to Disneyland, made her go on all the scariest roller coasters, and force-fed her candyfloss and ice cream.
      
      Then he took her to McDonald's for a special kids' meal before rounding the day off with a trip to the cinema to see a two-hour cartoon carnival.
      
      That night she slumped into bed, feeling exhausted and queasy.
      
      "So what was it like being eight again?" asked the husband.
      
      "Actually," she said, "I meant my dress size?"