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      A man said to his friend: "My wife's a peach."
      
      "Why? Because she's no soft and juicy?"
      
      "No, because she has a heart of stone."
      
      


      
      What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? - A window.
      
      

      
      Two husbands were drowning their sorrows in a bar. One said: "Why do you and your wife fight all the time?"
      
      The other replied: "I don't know. She never tells me."
      
      

      
      Wife: When we got married, you said you had an ocean-going yacht.
      
      Husband: Just shut up and row!
      
      

      
      Husband: I hear you've been telling everyone that I'm stupid.
      
      Wife: Sorry, I didn't realise it was a secret.

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