Category: Women Jokes
 

      1. His new girlfriend is thinner and prettier than me, and I'm happy for them both.
      
      2. He earned more than I do, so I broke up with him.
      
      3. Oh look, the woman is wearing the same dress as me! I think I'll go and introduce myself.
      
      4. That swimsuit really flatters your figure. Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?
      
      5. If he doesn't let me hold the remote, I get all moody.
      
      6. I'm sick of dating doctors and lawyers. Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day.
      
      7. We're redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the colour scheme.
      
      8. I just realised: my butt doesn't look fat in this - my butt is fat!
      
      9. He talks our relationship to death! It's driving me crazy!
      
      10. Why can't I find a guy who just wants a one-night stand?