Category: Animal Jokes
 

      The professor and his wife were doubtful about returning to the farm on which they had passed the previous summer, because they had been somewhat annoyed by the proximity of the pigsty to the house.
      
      Finally, the professor wrote to the farmer and explained the objectionable feature. He received the following reply:
      
      "We hain't had no hogs on the place since you was here last summer. Be sure to come."