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  The Brave Mouse  

 

      A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents.
      
      The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think.
      
      After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought.
      
      Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked:
      
      "Now, bring on your cat!"


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