Category: Army Jokes
 

      Thrown from his horse while fleeing the enemy troops, a cavalryman lay helpless on the ground, his leg broken.
      
      With the enemy approaching, the terrified soldier called out:
      
      "All you saints in heaven, help me get up on my horse!"
      
      Then with a superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back, only to go straight over the other side.
      
      Once again lying on the ground, he called to the heaven's: "OK, just half of you this time!"