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  You Might Be In The Army If  

 

      You won't let your wife go to the cinema because the laundry room failed inspection.
      
      You have a fence set up around your house that even Rambo wouldn't want to mess with.
      
      Lights out is at 2200hrs every night.
      
      Your kids must perform ten push-ups before entering the dining room.
      
      Your wife's favorite lipstick colour is khaki.
      
      Your kids wear a beret when they go out to play.
      
      You cut the lawn in a pair of jungle boots.
      
      Your dog's name is Ranger.
      
      Your nicest set of clothes is your uniform.
      
      You think waking up at 7 a.m. is sleeping in.
      
      You've ever worn camouflage gear to a wedding.
      
      You refer to sex with your wife as being "on manoeuvres".
      
      You spend your spare time polishing your boots.
      
      Your family thinks there's nothing wrong when you disappear for a month.
      
      All your friends are in the army, too.


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