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      Q. Should women have children after 35?
      A. No, 35 children are more than enough.
      
      


      
      A man staggered home from the pub pushing a baby carriage.
      
      His wife went mad. "You drunken idiot!" she screamed. "That's not our baby!"
      
      "I know," he said, "but it's a nicer carriage."
      
      

      
      Anyone who says it's as easy as taking candy from a baby has never tried it.
      
      

      
      A man was about to become a father for the first time, with the baby due to arrive at some point during the World Cup.
      
      His friend said: "What will you do if your wife is having the baby on the same day that your team plays?"
      
      "Don't worry, I just bought a VCR. I can watch the birth after the game."

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