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  The Pain of Birth  

 

      A woman went to her doctor who informed her that she was pregnant. It was her first pregnancy and she admitted that she was a bit worried about the pain of childbirth.
      
      "How much it will hurt?" she asked.
      
      The doctor answered: "Well, it varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy, and anyway it's difficult to describe pain."
      
      "I know, but can you give me some idea?"
      
      "OK,' he said. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little."
      
      "Like this?"
      
      "A little more."
      
      "No. A little more."
      
      "Like this?"
      
      "Yes. Does that hurt?"
      
      "A little bit."
      
      "Now stretch it over your head!"


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