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  The 3 New Fathers  

 

      Three men were waiting expectantly outside the labour ward of the city hospital. After a few minutes, a nurse came out to tell the first man: "Congratulations. You are the father of twins."
      
      "Twins!" he exclaimed. "How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company!"
      
      Five minutes later, a nurse came out to tell the second man: "Congratulations. You are the father of triplets."
      
      "Triplets!" he said. "What an amazing coincidence! I work for the 3M Organisation!"
      
      The third man stood up ashen-faced and muttered: "I need some air. I work for 7-Up!"


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