Category: Baby Jokes
 

      When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents' conversation.
      
      He didn't say anything until a week later when a family friend asked him if he was excited about the prospect of a new brother or sister.
      
      "Yes," said the boy, "and I know what we're going to name it. If it's a girl, we're going to call her Emily, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits."