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  The 70 Year Old Mother  

 

      Thanks to the miracle of fertility treatment, a woman was able to have a baby at 70. When she was discharged from hospital, her relatives came to visit.
      
      "Can we see the baby?" they asked.
      
      "Not yet," said the 70-year-old mother.
      
      Fifteen minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby?"
      
      "Not yet," said the mother.
      
      Another quarter of an hour later, they asked again: "Can we see the baby?"
      
      "Not yet," answered the mother.
      
      The relatives were growing impatient. "Well, when can we see the baby?"
      
      "When it cries."
      
      "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
      
      "Because I forgot where I put it."


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