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  Bumper Stickers 1  

 

      • Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
      
      • I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
      
      • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
      
      • Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
      
      • THE FOUR STATES OF LIFE: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You become Santa Claus 4. You start to look like Santa Claus.
      
      • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
      
      • I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
      
      • The money is always greener in the other guy's wallet.
      
      • My reality check bounced.
      
      • If We Quit Voting, Will They Go Away?
      
      • When money talks, no one criticizes its accent.
      
      • Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.
      
      • Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here.


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