Category: Bumper Stickers Jokes
 

      • If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek counselling.
      
      • My bank account needs month-month resuscitation.
      
      • Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in chocolate.
      
      • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
      
      • Work Harder. People On Welfare Depend On You.
      
      • You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To me.
      
      • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
      
      • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
      
      • I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
      
      • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
      
      • Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
      
      • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
      
      • Where there's a will, I want to be in it.