Category: Bumper Stickers Jokes
 

      • I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted a pay check.
      
      • I love my cat. My cat does not care.
      
      • It's lonely at the top but you eat better.
      
      • The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Whine.
      
      • Pride is what I have. Vanity is what others have.
      
      • Think nobody knows you're alive? Try missing a payment.
      
      • No one pays attention until you make a mistake.
      
      • Jesus loves you, but I think you're a jerk.
      
      • Once you've climbed the ladder of success, you're over the hill.
      
      • There will always be death and taxes. But death doesn't get worse every year.
      
      • I'm not rude. You're just insignificant.
      
      • Eating prunes gives you a good run for your money.