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  Bumper Stickers 6  

 

      • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
      
      • Two wrongs do not make a right . . . but three lefts do.
      
      • I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
      
      • I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
      
      • Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's acorn that held its ground.
      
      • I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
      
      • Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
      
      • I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
      
      • The screw up fairy has visited us again.
      
      • Don't be old until you have lived!
      
      • Who do you want to talk to: 1. The man in charge or 2. The woman who really knows what's going on?
      
      • What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
      
      • If they don't have chocolates in heaven, I'm not going.
      
      • I'm not rude. You're just insignificant.
      
      • Eating prunes gives you a good run for your money.


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