Category: Children Jokes
 

      "Hey, Mom," asked lIttle Johnny, "can you give me ten dollars?"
      
      "Certainly not!" answered his mother.
      
      "If you do," persisted Johnny, "I'll tell you what Dad said to the maid while you were at the hairdresser's."
      
      His mother was intrigued and, grabbing her purse, handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
      
      "He said, 'Carla, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"