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      A small boy came home from school with a sofa slung across his back and armchairs under his arms. His father said angrily: "I told you not to accept suites from strangers."
      
      



      
      Why is it that we spend the first two years of a child's life actively encouraging him to speak, only to tell him to be quiet for the next fifteen?
      
      

      
      Arriving home, a boy confessed to his mother that he had accidentally broken a lamp at his friend's house while playing football in the living room. "But, mom," he added, "you don't have to worry about buying another one because Craig's mother said it was irreplaceable."
      
      

      
      A mother asked her young son: "Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?"
      
      "You said it was my lunch money."
      
      

      
      Why is it that a child will guard a friend's secret with their life but will rat on a sibling in a heartbeat?

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