Category: Children Jokes
 

      One evening a teenage boy volunteered to babysit so that his mother could enjoy a rare night out.
      
      At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs and settled down to watch the football on the TV.
      
      One child repeatedly crept downstairs, but the teenager kept waiving him back up so that he could concentrate on the game.
      
      Then at about nine o'clock the doorbell rang. It was the woman from next door asking whether her son was there.
      
      "No," said the teenager brusquely.
      
      Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice said: "I'm here, mom, but he won't let me go home!"