Category: Church Jokes
 

      A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.
      
      The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
      
      The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
      
      Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."