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  Stone Blind  

 

      The Christmas church services were proceeding very successfully when a woman in the gallery got so interested that she leaned out too far and fell over the railing. Her dress caught in a chandelier, and she was suspended in mid-air. The minister noticed her undignified position and thundered at the congregation:
      
      "Any person in this congregation who turns around will be struck stone-blind."
      
      A man, whose curiosity was getting the better of him, but who dreaded the clergyman's warning, finally turned to his companion and said:
      
      "I'm going to risk one eye."


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