Category: Computer Jokes
 

      When his computer printer began to print out faintly, a man called the repair shop.
      
      The clerk said: "From your description of the problem, the printer probably only needs cleaning. It will cost you $50 to have it cleaned here so really you'd be better off reading the manual and doing the job yourself."
      
      Pleasantly surprised by the clerk's honesty, the man said: "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
      
      "Actually," replied the clerk sheepishly, "it's my boss's idea. We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."