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  Beyond Help  

 

      The physician, after an examination, addressed the wife of the sick man in a tone of grave finality:
      
      "I am afraid your husband is beyond help. I can hold out no hope of his recovery."
      
      This candor was offensive to the patient, who protested with what violence was permitted by a very scanty breath:
      
      "Here, hold on! What are you gittin' at? I ain't a-goin' to snuff out!"
      
      The wife interposed in a soothing voice:
      
      "You leave it to the doctor, dearie--he knows best."


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