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  The Discomfited Physician  

 

      An eminent doctor successfully attended a sick child. A few days later, the grateful mother called on the physician. After expressing her realization of the fact that his services had been of a sort that could not be fully paid for, she continued:
      
      "But I hope you will accept as a token from me this purse which I myself have embroidered."
      
      The physician replied very coldly to the effect that the fees of the physician must be paid in money, not merely in gratitude, and he added:
      
      "Presents maintain friendship: they do not maintain a family."
      
      "What is your fee?" the woman inquired.
      
      "Two hundred dollars," was the answer.
      
      The woman opened the purse, and took from it five $100 bills. She put back three, handed two to the discomfited physician, then took her departure.


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