Category: Death Jokes
 

      A smartly dressed woman marched into the cemetery and confronted the funeral director.
      
      "I've looked all over the cemetery," she raged, "and I can't find my husband's grave anywhere."
      
      "What name is it, please?" asked the director.
      
      "Alec Wildenstein.
      
      The director searched through the files. "Hmm," he said. "There must be some mistake. All we have here is a Gloria Wildenstein."
      
      "No mistake," said the woman. "That's my husband, all right. Everything is in my name.