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  Mysterious Sound  

 

      Two guys walking home after a Halloween party decided to take a short cut through the cemetery for a laugh.
      
      As they picked their way through the graves, they were startled by a tapping noise coming from somewhere in the misty gloom.
      
      They looked at each other nervously, unsure whether to flee the scene or try and trace the source of the mysterious sound.
      
      Choosing the latter option but trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
      
      "You scared us half to death," they said, breathing a huge sigh of relief. "For a moment we thought you were a ghost! Anyway what are you doing working here so late at night?"
      
      The old man replied: "They misspelled my name."


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