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  Short Death Jokes  

 

      Did you hear about the man who looked up synonyms for "death" in a thesaurus? -- He found himself at words for a loss.
      
      



      
      How can a cemetery raise its burial charges and blame it on the cost of living?
      
      

      
      An eccentric bachelor passed away and left a nephew nothing but a collection of 433 clocks. The nephew is now busy winding up the estate.
      
      

      
      The mourning widow caused a tender sentiment to be chiseled on the headstone of her husband's grave. The exact wording was as follows:
      
      "Thou are at rest, until we meet again."
      
      

      
      A lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
      
      Back came the reply: "Take no chances -- order all three."

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