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  Battery Guarantee  

 

      An angry motorist went back to the garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier.
      
      He told the garage owner:
      
      "When I bought that battery, you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. Now six months later, it's dead!"
      
      "Sorry," said the garage owner, "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."


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