Category: Driving Jokes
 

      A motorist accidentally hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
      
      Feeling guilty about the incident, he asked the farmer how much the animal was worth.
      
      "About $300 today," replied the farmer, "but in six years it would have been worth $900. So realistically I'm $900 out of pocket. That's what I want as compensation."
      
      The motorist wrote out a cheque and handed it to the farmer.
      
      "Here is the cheque for $900," he said. "It is postdated six years from today."