Category: Driving Jokes
 

      I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
      
      I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.
      
      On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke..
      
      I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
      
      Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
      
      When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
      
      The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.
      
      My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
      
      I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
      
      The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
      
      I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
      
      The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
      
      I was backing my car out of the driveway in a usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
      
      I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.
      
      No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
      
      I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
      
      The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.