Category: Driving Jokes
 

      While working on a car, a mechanic accidentally swallowed some brake fluid. To his surprise, he quite like the taste.
      
      The next day he decided to have another swig and enjoyed it so much that he told his friend.
      
      His friend said: "You shouldn't be drinking brake fluid. It's bad for you."
      
      But the mechanic was becoming hooked, each day increasing his intake of brake fluid. His friend became seriously concerned.
      
      "You've got to give it up," he insisted. "Brake fluid is poisonous."
      
      "Don't worry," said the mechanic. "I can stop anytime."