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      Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
      
      Johnny: Holding up the telegraph lines.
      


      Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Tommy's test paper.
      
      Johnny: I hope you didn't see me either!
      

      Teacher: I think you copied off Tommy in that test.
      
      Johnny: What makes you think that?
      
      Teacher: Because when Tommy wrote "I don't know" next to question five, you put "Neither do I".
      

      Teacher: Johnny, I told you to write this poem out ten times to improve your handwriting, but you've only done it seven times.
      
      Johnny: Looks like my counting isn't too good either!
      

      Teacher: Who invented fractions?
      
      Johnny: Henry the Eight.
      

      Teacher: Where's the English Channel?
      
      Johnny: I don't know. My TV doesn't pick it up!
      

      Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line!
      
      Johnny: I tried, but somebody was already there.

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