Category: Education Jokes
 

      In junior school science class the teacher wanted to instruct his young pupils about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment involving a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
      
      "How, children," he said. "Watch the worms."
      
      And with that he put the first worm into the glass of water and saw it writhe about. Then he put the second worm into the glass of whiskey and saw it contort in pain before sinking to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
      
      "So what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" he asked.
      
      A boy at the back raised his hand and said: "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"