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Category: Elephant Jokes
 

  Short Elephant Jokes  

 

      Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?
      A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
      
      



      
      Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?
      A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
      
      

      
      Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?
      A: You miss most of the picture!
      
      

      
      Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
      A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!
      
      

      
      Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
      A: Take away his credit card.
      
      

      
      Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
      A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.

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