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Category: Elephant Jokes
Short Elephant Jokes Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?
A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?
A: You miss most of the picture!
Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
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